Husband Down !!!

A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket.

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies.

"Put them back! We can't afford them," orders the wife.

They carry on shopping.

A few aisles farther on the woman picks up a $20 jar of

face cream and puts it in the basket.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.

"Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.

Her husband retorts,

"So does 24 cans of Budweiser, and it's half the price."

Cleanup on aisle 25:

We have a husband down!!!!

Only in Japan

Got tired of my brother in-laws' face and was contimplating throwing him in the bonfire. Burn baby burn!

Well, I got mt transfer to Litterock High. Looks like I'm a Lobo. Hope all goes well or whatever!

This drummer is at the wrong gig

Work!

My Homie Sal a.k.a. "The Boss" came thru with a job for me. It's the kind of job that defines a man. Yes! It will grow hiar on your chest. Get your voice real DEEP... It's pretty far from home but no compliants from me or the ol' lady.

Summer is here!

Well summer officially started. I'm lookin for temp work, since the school cut me out of two months of bread that could of gone on the table for my familia. Hope to pick something up soon.

Move out the way!

Slap knockout!

make you wanna step back and slap yo brotha!

Me and the compadres throwin back the cazadores, LOL!

Got a little Captain!

La Cochinada!

After a Two plus year of nothing in her, The Jalopy is dead! and La Cochinada is born. She got low to the ground with her new mus-skullz. Took some blood and muscle from my part to get it in, that and some help from my family. Come summer I hope to have "La Cochinada" going down the road. She wont be show ready but she will be rollin.

Super!!!

Art

There's no Art like Lowrider art.

Disney 2010

Petey was the best lookin dawg out there... Love this pic.

LA CHOCHINADA....

Hopefully this year I can get "LA CHOCHINADA" up and running. Car alone cost $2600, completely rebuilt Small Block 350 came out to $2900. Next on my to do list is body and paint. I'm hoping Danny Boy can help with the color scheme. Can't wait!!!!

It's like that Ahh!

Tito and I. Grubin on cookies, throwin back some milk...

The last two years have been the best years of my life. It's had it's up and downs, nothing me and the wife haven't been able to handle. I can see myself growing old and cruzing my whole life with her. I love you Buttmunch!

The wife and I just chillin!

YOU NEED THIS!!!!

Bring it!

Nothing better than a good football game and a good linebacker to back us up...

Me and the Boys

Drink yer self stoopid!

I'm getting the same kinda brackets, pulleys', belts, alternator, water pump, power steering, starter and some other goodies...

THE BEAST!!!!!

Here it is! It's been a whole year. She's gonna be put in by Febuary.

Swine flu!?

Whatever!

Can't wait for school to start again...

Psst Psst Psst....

Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,

they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.



Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and chemma
and have a son in law named jeff.



Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning

but they have to so they do it real slow.



Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school

and take spanish and get a B.



Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their

Nina's and their Nino's........ Nano Nano Nina Nono!



Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the

dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown

cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.....



"And thats all i got, how do ya like it?"


Mexican Americans like to answer telephone calls and say hello

to whoever's on the other end.

Frame mounts!

Engine work

Better than rebuilt. New Pistons!!!!

350 BEAST!!

Getting mine done in GM Blue.



My buddy Aaron and his Pop do all the work from home. If you need info email him dnamotorcores@live.com

True Gangstas!

Bad Girl Club

The Amber Show ;p

There's a new "B" in the backyard! And she ain't all that nice. Her name is "AMBER". Come get some!

350 Chevy small block